MEAT AND TWO VEG It could only happen to Zeph! This song is based on a true situation which occurred in a ladies lavatory after finishing a gig somewhere in Luton. To cut a long story short, Zeph came out of the loo with a rather shocked expression on her face	LYRICS
	A pretty girl in her skin tight dress Jet black hair of designer mess She had such a sunny smile And it all seemed so innocent for a while Then suddenly, out of the blue, she lunged And she attempted tongues She grabbed at my tits and a few other bits Oh! Please go away I didnt want to play So I said CHORUS Hate to break it to yu Baby but I like meat and two veg Im not interested Sugar if you aint got a good head Sorry to be picky Honey but youre not my kind If you aint got the tackle Sweetie then you are just wasting your time Momentarily she staggered back Then with a certain lack of tact She again tried her luck With the sophistication of a ten ton truck So I said CHORUS She was a pretty girl in her skin tight dress She had jet black hair of designer mess She had such a sunny smile And it all seemed so innocent for a while Til I said CHORUS
Copyright; tetrat'um 2004 - 2006 Picture: Fluxmunki Score: ZEPH / Lyrics: ZEPH 2004 All rights reserved.